Talking like a pirate
Well, I downloaded a podcast and one of them was a thing on talking like a pirate. I showed it to my son and he laughed and practiced it on the way to school. It was ski day, so we listened to it probably 5 or 6 more times going to the mountain and back home. The next day he lost a tooth in school, so we put it under his pillow (we think he doesn't believe in the tooth fairy, but he's holding out for free money). I went into his room late to replace the tooth with a couple bucks and while I was fishing around for it, because it wasn't wehre we left it, he rolled over onto my hand. When he did that he said loudly "shiver my timbers"!!!!!!!!!
It was all I could do to not drop to the ground laughing my ass off, he was sound asleep and never had woken up, he was talking pirate in his sleep! I had to leave for a while and came back, two more times to replace the tooth, the second time I came back I just started laughing again and had to leave to compose myself again!
lmao, thats friggen awesome.
u need to level up your ninja skills
LOL...that's great....kids are a trip!
that's the coolest. i took my kids to get a breakfast sandwich a bit ago and my daughter looks at hers and says to me "dad, are you going to give these people more money?" i said "why would i do that? i have already paid?" she says " what if it's soooo incredibly delicious that you feel guilty about paying the price that they asked for the first time?" i laughed for 5 minutes and she got upset with me because she was really serious. she hadn't even tried her sandwich yet and she's already a stockholder.
In joy them while they are young because they grow up too quick.
all mine do now is ask for money and food.LOL
I am lucky to get a kiss and a thank you ok of them.
Those are some of the best kid stories I've ever heard. LMAO!!!
That's soooo funny!!! I love this time with Ethan and Kailey. They are 8 and 10 and they do the funniest stuff. I get real sad too because I see them growing up so fast. I mean schools almost over and it seems like I sent him off for his first day a month ago. I pulled out some Christmas videos the other day and it just made me smile... Thanks for sharing Napalm... that's a cool story!!!